JD's definitions

Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.

The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.

by jd January 5, 2005

BFG

BFG Technologies is a privately held U.S. based supplier of premium 3D video cards based on NVIDIA graphics technology.

"I abought a BFG Video Card"

by JD January 5, 2005

hegre

Named after Peter Hegre, a famous erotic photographer. A new category of porn has emerged, simply known as Hegre, referring to the work of Peter Hegre. It is usually softcore, and a majority of his work involves his wife Luba.

Hey, this site has a new Hegre archive!

by JD January 12, 2005

philly fade

Philly Fade refers to a haircut. In particular a cut where the sides are faded at the temples primarily but it can also carry back to and over the ears and neck line. East calls it Philly Fade and Midwest calls it a Temple Fade.

Hook me up with a Philly Fade.

by JD January 16, 2005

Demobrat

A Demobrat is a wanna be anarchist that likes to bash our government and countries values, even though they're upper class kids living on Mommy and Daddies money. They're at the top of the worlds food chain and the main drain of it's resourses but take no responsibility for their own actions and blame everything on the government, USA,conservatives and Christians.

Demobrat: Those frikin neocon Christians have screwed this world up! I'm go'in to the Greenday concert to protest with them. Where's my Dads credit card?

by JD January 31, 2005

ash-hole

An Ash-Hole is any volcano. Mount St. Helens is the biggest ash-hole in North America.

Mt. Vesuvius is a mean ash-hole that wiped out Pompeii in Roman times.

by JD January 31, 2005

go'n git... fukt

Created back in the day, by the wasted fucks, JD & Doddy. Simplified (drunk) version of "go and get fucked!"

Basically means a harsh refusal to an offer or proposal.

Minger#1: hey JD, wanna get a drink?
JD: GO'N GIT!...
*heard from across the pub*
Doddy: FUKT!
Minger#1: *sooks and runs away*

SUCCESS!

by JD February 1, 2005