JD's definitions

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.

Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!

by jd January 30, 2004

Jamie!

Homo, faggot, flamer, fairy, poofter, butt monkey, butt pirate, cum drinker, poo puncher, back door bandit, pillow biter, Lavender, ball crawler, poonce, donut puncher, ass sucker.

A Big Fat Stupid Limp-Wristed Homosexual aka Jimmy...

Guy#1: Oi Jamie!

Guy#2: SHUTUP IM NOT GAY!

Guy#1: Sure Jimmy....

by JD February 1, 2005

Panda

When your getting head, you pull out and cum in the girls face. Then punch both her eyes.

I was in a bad mood lastnight, so i gave my girl a panda.

by JD April 18, 2006

choss

just another fag at carolina

dude, iont wanna go to chapel hill, with choss and all those other fags

by jd September 8, 2004

odoriferarian

A person who catalogs smells.

Oh, you're looking for the wet dog smell. Just ask the odoriferarian!

by jd April 17, 2003

wicked stutz

A girl pukes fucking noodles while making out... then refuses to pay for the dry cleaning

The bitch was Cambodian

by JD September 22, 2004