9 definitions by Isaac Taylor

Your ex-wife that took the fucking kids.
I just settled my divorce with Karen, and now my kids are gone
by Isaac Taylor June 12, 2019
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A very memorable character in the movie "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan". Borat is a journalist from the nation of Kazakhstan who goes to America and tries to marry Pamela Anderson.
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Borat and Pamela Anderson would make a great couple?
by Isaac Taylor July 25, 2019
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When somebody slips an ibuprofen into your root beer (preferably IBC) and watches you collapse due to the side effect of drowsiness. They then proceed to draw a stupid-looking mustache on your face with a Sharpie. Great for parties, not so great for date nights
Jason: Yo, did you see Lorenzo last night at the party? The dude had the funniest looking mustache ever
Mike: I heard somebody slipped two Ibuprofen pills in his root beer because he wouldn't drink the vodka
Jason: So, he was IBCuprofened
Mike: Totally
by Isaac Taylor September 20, 2019
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When you have sex while playing a saxophone. The saxophone can be played by either partner, and 69 is not an allowed position.
I just laid Bill Clinton with some serious saxual intercourse last night
by Isaac Taylor July 29, 2019
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The greatest Mario Bros. character ever. He is the most overpowered assist trophy in Smash and the best racer in Mario Kart. Without the pointy-chinned god in purple, nobody would even care about any of the games in the Mario Bros. franchise
Anonymous Loser: Mario is the best character in the Mario Bros. franchise because he is the title character of the greatest video game in the history of video games
Me, an intellectual: Waluigi number one, oh yeah
by Isaac Taylor August 31, 2019
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A certain basketball player that is often featured on the Shaqtin' a Fool segment of Inside the NBA. He often fucks up in ways that Shaquille O'Neal laughs at. He currently plays for the Los Angeles Lakers, and has won 2 NBA championships.
You won't believe who Shaq put at #1 on Shaqtin' a Fool last night. It was the man himself, JaFail McGee
by Isaac Taylor June 13, 2019
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An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.
Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019
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