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Definitions by Inspector Gadget

Afrika Bambaataa 

The pioneers of House before house was cool. The full name of the group is called Afrika Bambaataa and the Soulsonic Force. This group paved the way for other house (and hip hop greats) like Grandmaster Flash. Imitated by some; replicated by none. Go Download some NOW!
Afrika Bambaataa is sampled by lots. Listen to "Looking for the Perfect Beat" and listen to DJ Khaled's "Holla At Me Baby" and notice the "similarities". Also, if you have a Playstation 2 nearby, play Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and just listen to the rap station for a little bit and you hear "Looking for the Perfect Beat."

Listening to Afrika Bambaataa makes me wanna breakdance, no matter where I am.

Download Looking For the Perfect Beat and Planet Rock. NOW!
Afrika Bambaataa by Inspector Gadget September 22, 2008

Soccer Mom

1. The reason we have little nuisances like the ESRB RIAA and FCC
2. Any DECENT person's worst nightmare (right next to Billy Ray Cyrus)
3. Mothers who think that by making there kids slaves to pop culture, it would make up for the fact that they live shitty, cocaine-infested lives.
Teen: *Buying M-Rated game*

Soccer Mom: You're not 17. You have to be 17 or older to buy that game.

Cashier: Sorry, I can't sell this to you.

Soccer Mom: Games like this poison your mind.

Teen: No, assholes like you poison my mind.


Soccer Moms are like AOL cds, for every one that you get rid of, 10 more spring up.

I'm Rick James, Bitch!

Slogan from Chappelle's Show from early last year. Some assholes still use it to this day. NEXT PERSON I HEAR USING IT IS GONNA GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF THEM!
Asshole: I'm Rick James, Bitch!

Me: *beating the crap out of asshole*
A graffiti term: similar to a "throwup" a hollow is an outline but not filled in.
"I don't have enough paint to do this in, so i'll just do a hollow."
hollow by Inspector Gadget March 31, 2005

Tucker Telephone 

A Tucker Telephone is the electrical magneto unit of a field telephone that has been modified to administer an electrical shock. Named after a Warden Tucker from a Georgia prison who used it to torture inmates, it has now become a popular device in BDSM electrical play.
My sub was getting out of line so I hooked his balls up to the old Tucker Telephone

necraphiliac

The idiot's way of spelling necrophiliac. This means someone who has sex with dead bodies, like Edgar Allen Poe
Man:I just met a necraphiliac
Girl:It's necrophiliac *kicks guy in the sack*
necraphiliac by Inspector Gadget October 8, 2004
A person who tunes ANY type of vehicle.
(Can be anything from a Honda s200 to a 1970 Dodge Charger) This breed of human lives, eats, and dreams cars. This person does performance mods BEFORE apperance mods, unlike the ricer.
Ricer: Your're such a ricer!
Tuner: You wanna drag race to see who is the real ricer?
Ricer: Okay

Not only does the tuner leave the ricer in the dust, but at the finish line, he's doing doughnuts ad burnouts.
tuner by Inspector Gadget September 10, 2004