5 definitions by Imaverybadperson

White flag

I sex act in which you get up to 100 men to ejaculate in a small handkerchief, so it appears to be white, and then proceed to lay it down on a recipients face, it originated in the Isle of Man. It is normally considered unorthodox.

Anne: That white flag was nasty. I felt the enzymes.
Frank: I thought that was a myth!

by Imaverybadperson April 11, 2019

Salty Oreo

The sex act were you cum on a cookie and proceed to hide the cum by placing another cookie over it, it is most common for Oreos, it’s also common to cum in dough as a chef to add an extra salty taste,

shaq: “Did you hear about the chef who came inside the dough?
Luke: Bro... no wonder it was extra salty!
Shaq: It’s the salty Oreo!”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

Yeast feast

A tradition were you line up yeast infected vaginas, and then proceed to eat them out. Then you choose the best vagina and then proceed to fuck it.

“Bro, I just had the best yeast feast, it was soooo good, you should come sometime.
Nah.”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

Quick dick

Slang term for someone who can’t last longer than a minute. It’s used in a mocking manner.

Ranch: HAHAHA, your such a quick dick, why did i even give you a blow job?!
Brady: I’m Sorry I just got excited!

by Imaverybadperson April 11, 2019

The Chinese roach

The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.

Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019