a pathetic man who repeatedly tries to be a father figure to his kids (of any age) through MSN Messenger or the like, but is unsuccessful.
MSN Dad: "son i told you lasttime i dontwant yuo to sware so muhc"
Son: "man **** that **** im outta here" *offline*
A boring conversation between 2 or more participants. Conversation is boring to the point of seeming robot-like. Other signs of a tronversation are canned responses and/or monotone speaking.
Jesus: "How was your weekend?"
Camilo: "It was ok."
Camilo: "Yes. Good."
Jesus: "My weekend was ok.
Camilo: "No one asked you."
Jesus: "Oh. I just didn't want to start a tronversation.."
Camilo: "Get back to work."
A gym going male, of any age, who exercises only the body parts seen in the front of the body, such as the chest and biceps. In a single workout, each body part exercised consists of about 10 sets and the repetitions range from 5-8. One usually wears some sort of muscle shirt or t-shirt with the sleeves cut off. They often hit the gym at peak times and also before going to a club or bar. Flexing these select muscle groups in front of the mirror at the gym is a common ritual.
Girl: "Hey look at that guy over there; I see him all the time only working out his chest and bi's..."
Guy: "Yea hes a FrontBoy"
The ability and/or capacity to handle balls.
Context can be literal, as in for sports or sexual in nature.
Milhouse: "How'd it go with that chick last night?"
Camilo: "Well I pushed her out of the car after she refused to play ball in the back seat. But that hooker last night had great ballbility."
Flat-out blatant lies.
Billy: "I swear man, I was just calling your girlfriend to see what homework was due for tomorrow!"
A synonym of the word "weak", symbolizing the submissive, pre-pubescent weakness of the character Milhouse, from The Simpsons.
Use is similar to the word "fail" in describing objects, people, events, or qualities.
Lenny: "Two years ago I couldn't bench press my own body weight."
Carl: "That's because you were a Milhouse."
Lenny: "My mom only put one slice of turkey in my sandwich..."
Carl: "Your mom makes your lunch? That's Milhouse...and your sandwich is Milhouse too."
Lenny: "I completely forgot all the dating tips you gave me when I approached her so I choked and couldn't ask her out."
Carl: "That's cuz you're a Milhouse!"
Sexual: a semi-unexpected, yet satisfying orgasm
Comical: a sudden outburst of loud, exploding laughter
I was banging Leyla's brains out last night and it was so good I just blursted in like 10 minutes!