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1.
A substitute for the word worse, only used in extreme cases, and only used by 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 typerwriters.
"'It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times'?!, you stupid monkey!"
by mollar April 12, 2007
 
2.
Putting too much liquid into your mouth and when swallowing, it goes every where.
The shot was too big and he blurst all over himself.
by YoYo-Pete January 10, 2007
 
3.
Like worst... but so much blurse.
You wished her death and pain for her birthday?! That's what I wished her! This is the blurst embarassment ever.
by MrGlass December 28, 2003
 
4.
Combination of bleeding while at the same time bursting. Usually refers to the bursting of blood out one's crevices. Can sometime relate to periods, or large fits of laughter, zit poppings, deficating, or throwing up.
I went to the bathroom and blursted all over the toilets.
by BlurstingBall May 05, 2010
 
5.
A mixture between burst and blast; when someone enters a room quickly.
Jamie: I'm going to move this box out the way in case James blursts through the door.
by Peter J Williams December 17, 2007
 
6.
Sexual: a semi-unexpected, yet satisfying orgasm

Comical: a sudden outburst of loud, exploding laughter
I was banging Leyla's brains out last night and it was so good I just blursted in like 10 minutes!


by IEATRICE July 27, 2008