Definitions by I'mTotallyNotDave
Goleming
"Dude, you have to come out with us tonight. You have been Goleming pretty hard."
"Can't. Must finish my Breaking Bad. My precious."
"Can't. Must finish my Breaking Bad. My precious."
Goleming by I'mTotallyNotDave August 26, 2013
Facebook Diva
Someone who sits behind a computer using Facebook as a platform to verbally quarrel about non-issues. The internet equivalent to people who say things like "What chu laughin' at?," " and "Say dat to ma face!"
Victim: Check out this graphic about how much bigger Africa is than most people think.
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....
Facebook Diva by I'mTotallyNotDave April 17, 2013
fart camo
the act of clearing your throat, moving your chair, coughing, or making some sort of noise to camouflage the fart you just let loose. This works 34% of the time.
fart camo by I'mTotallyNotDave November 15, 2010
Chat Ninja
That person you wish you didn't know who seems to lurk on facebook or aim waiting for you to log on so they can message you within 2 seconds. You usually know this person from elementary school or they tried to get you in on a pyramid scheme.
6:42 pm <I'mTotallyNotDave> is online
6:42 pm<FamilyGuy24/7> Hey man!! are you sure you don't want to make a ton of money quick selling knives?
6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> .... effin chat ninja.
6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> is offline.
6:42 pm<FamilyGuy24/7> Hey man!! are you sure you don't want to make a ton of money quick selling knives?
6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> .... effin chat ninja.
6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> is offline.
Chat Ninja by I'mTotallyNotDave November 9, 2010
fishbowl
When someone has had the unfortunate mishap of dropping their cell phone in the toilet, this is the act of grabbing it out quickly, resembling someone trying to grasp a fish from a fishbowl.
Well that's the last time I fishbowl my phone out of the toilet. I'm officially boycotting texting and crapping at the same time
fishbowl by I'mTotallyNotDave November 6, 2010
snake belt
the tendency of back seat belts of newer model cars to continually adjust throughout the ride, slowly constricting the victim like an anaconda. This is more prone in overweight individuals, which leaves the belt pressed into their fat approximately 1 inch. The only solution for snake belt is to undo the belt and start the process over again.
Frank: "How long till we get to Chik-Fil-A. I've got a crazy case of snake belt going on back here."
Alex: "Just undo it and start over. You don't wanna end up like Jon Voight."
Alex: "Just undo it and start over. You don't wanna end up like Jon Voight."
snake belt by I'mTotallyNotDave October 21, 2010
button popper
any button up shirt that is too small to where it looks as if the buttons could pop off any moment. Usually when this person breathes in, the shirt becomes void of wrinkles.
Frank: "This shirt is way too tight, but my other dress shirts were dirty."
Alex: "Well at least you have a tie on that button popper. You could put an eye out."
Alex: "Well at least you have a tie on that button popper. You could put an eye out."
button popper by I'mTotallyNotDave October 13, 2010