65 definitions by Hugh G Rection

A condom that is way too large for your puny cock.
by Hugh G Rection October 31, 2003
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A jumbo-sized turd.
As oppossed to fries, which are tiny skinny turdies.
Ahhhh... I just plopped a quarter-pounder burger with some fries... must be last night's pizza...
by Hugh G Rection September 18, 2003
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To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
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a) Aerodynamic devices found at the trailing edges of aircraft wings, used to augment lift at a lower speed during takeoff and landing.
b) The meaty lips you love to nibble on when you go muff diving
a) Flaps down 15 degrees check!

b) Hmmm pull on my flaps honey uhhh pull em ooooohhhh pull em!
by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003
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Shit music produced by the talentless for the tasteless.
The existence of remixes prove that you can always sell shit to the right people.
by Hugh G Rection September 21, 2006
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A vast source of mp3, warez, crackz, DivX and other leet stuff. D00ds are also known to cum here for a netsex quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do chat down here sometimes (mostly with other chix).
Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.
The Internet is down for maintenance.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!
by Hugh G Rection September 18, 2003
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Ancient garment from the Scottish highlands.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.
Fiona: What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
Angus: Loch Ness Monster, me lassie!
by Hugh G Rection March 17, 2005
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