21 definitions by Howie Feltersnatch

buffer knuckle

The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.

"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."

by Howie Feltersnatch March 5, 2015

testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.

I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.

by Howie Feltersnatch March 5, 2015

Larry looking son of a bitch

A guy who looks like his name should be larry.

Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

skimmie

A hot ass female.

Man, that bitch is one fly skimmie!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

Wiggy G

A little shit who thinks he's hard and trys to resemble a gang-banger but looks more like a member of "O Town". Wiggy G's are often white but can be found in all colors and often travel in packs.

What that Wiggy G doesn't realize is that he's white and live in Iowa thus not making him a hard-ass.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

Jive-Ass

To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.

Why do the Miami Hurricanes find it necessary to Jive-Ass after every touchdown?

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004