Herb N. Dictionary
a violent blast of diarrhea; more specifically, the crime scene left behind by a squatter in a public stall that resembles the outcome of him/her loading a turd into a shotgun and blasting the wall.
The worst part about cleaning up after the party was the ladie's restroom... shotgun shit everywhere!
My chica's leather cheerio looked like a jelly donut by the time I was done hammerin' it.
to defecate, usually after holding it
I can't wait 'til the bell rings so I can hit the gents and drop anchor.
"You gots to floss dem toofus if you ever wanna catch some ass, boy." - My Dad, 1981 (good looking out, Pops!)
Damn! I left my smogs at the whorehouse.
a lesbian, or any male obsessed with performing cunnilingus
I got all roly-poly
for that party and it turned out to be a seafood lover buffet.
a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run
because of her zealous eagerness to please
I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.
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