10 definitions by Heather (Ya Know)

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Lindsay Lohan's nickname courtesy of Brandon Davis. Debatable as to if the insult points to red pubes, a nasty case of STD's, or her being a promiscuous whore.
Brandon Davis announced to the paparazzi that Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch while Paris Hilton laughed nearby.
by Heather (Ya Know) November 24, 2007
Perez Hilton's nickname for Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" fame. Probably because in most pictures it looks like she's looking up at something
"Us Weekly is planning on putting the feud between Beef Curtains (Lauren Conrad) and Ceiling Eyes on their new cover."
by Heather (Ya Know) October 06, 2008
City of 35,000 in the northwest hills of Connecticut. Has an extremely good looking mayor who is 24. Has its share of raggies, but neighboring Winsted is home of the raggy. There is a severe lack of anything to do past 9 pm. There are no clubs, an assload of Dunkin Donuts and other fast food establishments. There is, however, a stop on liquor store permits because there are so damn many. The population consists of scant few whites, lots of white trash wiggers, a shitload of hispanics, and quite a few blacks that aren't Dominican. There are two high schools in town: Torrington High, and Oliver Wolcott Tech. OWTS is the better one and a better ticket outta Torrington. Half the student population may be high, but they don't have STDs at that rate. There also is not a 20 percent dropout rate at OWTS either. Torrington High is filled with the scum of the city and kids who were too dumb to get into Tech. The south side is the ghetto, the east side is actually nice, and the north and west sides are somewhere between, with west being slightly better than north, despite the fact that Torrington's only projects are located on the west side. Shopping in town is poor, limited to KMart, Walmart, and Target. For the last 8 years there has been talk of downtown revitalization, and in those 8 years NOTHING has happened.
Torrington is a dead end shithole. And despite what some may think, its no better than Winsted.
by Heather (Ya Know) November 28, 2007
Also referred to as "Teh Addition"<br>The person of your desire. Called the addition because you think being with them would be a positive thing for you.
Mandi: "OMG I am madly in love with the addition."<br>Me: *points* There he is.<br>Mandi: "STFU!"
by Heather (Ya Know) November 26, 2007
The innocent bystander friend/sidekick in the twisted math vocabulary romance system the addition, the subtraction, The equality..
I am the denominator, whereas Mandi is the equality.
by Heather (Ya Know) February 12, 2008
A noun used to describe macaroni of substandard quality, such as store brand rather than name brand.
Tom: "Hey Angela, look, Price Rite has their mac & cheese on sale for 25 cents a box!"

Angela: "Ew Tom, I'm not eating that crapperoni! I'll pay 75 cents more for the real deal Kraft Mac & Cheese"
by Heather (Ya Know) December 30, 2007
Also referred to as "Teh equality". <br>You in relation to your love interest/the addition. Called the equality because you think you're their equal.
Mandi: "OMG he and I are perfect. I am the equality."<br>Heather: *nods*
by Heather (Ya Know) November 26, 2007

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