Lesser known synonym for shitload, meaning very many, a whole bunch of or scads of.
That's a fuckload of gasoline you are using to get that brush pile started, Bubba...careful about that little bit you spilled on your cods.
A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?
Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.
Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.
Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.
A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)
Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.
To dawdle or waste time.
Don't futz around. Get back to work.
Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake"
Oh criminy, I haven't taken my depro-provara for two weeks.
The only race in the British Isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.
You can tell an Englishman from a Welshman by his poorer dentition and narrower set eyes.
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