Definitions by Harry flashman

klugle 

The type of phlegm coughed up by a Klansman after smoking unfiltered Lucky Strikes for 30 years.

Conrad hacked up a huge pulsating klugle with veins in it after discovering that the previous patient on the dialysis machine was Afro-American and Medicare wouldn't do anything about it.

klugle by harry flashman September 18, 2003

problematic

A failing or inoperative automatic transmission.

When asked by the service technician at the garage if his automobile transmission was a stick shift, Bubba, having just attained a GED, replied, "No, problematic."

problematic by harry flashman September 1, 2003

civil engineer 

A polite train driver.

Karen is a civil engineer.

civil engineer by harry flashman August 30, 2003

lattetude 

A hyper attitude caused by too much caffeine.

Steer clear of Jolene this morning...she's got a lattetude.

lattetude by harry flashman August 29, 2003

smidgit 

A little stupid.

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.

smidgit by harry flashman August 25, 2003

duff 

v. To D/F (direction find)

Break out the Yagi, men, as we must duff the illegal transmitter before it shuts down.

duff by harry flashman August 25, 2003

zot 

Onomatopoeia for that sound when you have been touched by personal tragedy that is funny to everybody else.

"Zot!, Bubba...that looks like the repo-man towing away your Trans-Am with your coon dog in the back seat." Or, "Zot, that had to hurt, Leon...I ain't never seen a framing hammer turn a thumb purple that quick."

zot by harry flashman August 20, 2003