Harry flashman's definitions

ripoff

A 1970's term for farting, derived from the sound a wet bedsheet makes when ripped.

Man...roll the windows down, I'm gonna ripoff a juicer.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

hacker

A pet or friend who coughs up hairballs.

Fluffy was a longhaired Persian who was also a hacker; the relationship was illfated.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

wartling

Faux term of endearment.

Junior, my little wartling, come to Uncle Bubba and tell him about what made the toilet back up.

by harry flashman August 1, 2003

aphid

Small insects that can infest ornamental plant leaves, and their excretions can blacken the leaves and interfere with photosynthesis and degrade the health of the plant.

Those friggin' aphids were sucking the vital essence from my Hollicae Burfordii so I Malathioned the bejesus out of the little buggers.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

no balls

The ultimate dare from which a man cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.

Bubba replied. "Whadaya mean 'no balls', I ain't skeert to piss on no electric fence."

by harry flashman July 28, 2003

klandestine

Hidden, secretive, undercover.

Grand klugle Karl was wearing sheets as he was an undercover, klandestine operative...and besides, it wouldn't be good for his fried chicken franchise if he was recognized.

by harry flashman August 17, 2003

reniferous

1. adj.(from renal/kidneys) Having piss-like qualities.

1. Yo, Rob ain't nuthin but a reniferous piss-ant!

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003