Harry Flashman's definitions

elf abuse

An occasion of a small mischievious person playing a prank on his crank or a trick on his dick.

Mordred the Nimblehanded was turned out from clan Thistlewang for chronic elf abuse.

by harry flashman August 1, 2003

rumen

The first chamber of a ruminant's stomach in which bacteria break down food before it is returned to the mouth to be chewed as cud for nutrition.

Bubba: "Is Jolene got that PMS stuff...she been mighty cranky lately." Leroy: "Naw, her rumen upset."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

bagoong

Asian delicacy, fermented, salted brine shrimp (need not be kept refrigerated) that smells like your grandfather's spent 2 hours on the toilet overcoming constipation.

Holy batshit, Perlita, open the windows when you cook with bagoong.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

deadbeat dad

An irresponsible father who hasn't the decency to do his moral, legal and ethical duty to support his child or at least to offer token payments of child support according to what he can afford or explain why not and what his plan is to make it up in the future.

I wish my former son-in-law wasn't a deadbeat dad and that the next time he wanted to get a body piercing he'd send that money to his son.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

almoranha

Spanish slang for hemorrhoid, combining the words for "almond" and "piranha"

Deus mio..Ai-yi-i-i-i...los almoranha es grande caliente mi cuolo.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

weltanschlong

Giant hard-on of worldly dimensions.//This is not a message board. You cannot spell, it is not your word.(see entry "fuck you too").//

Harry Flashman maintained his dignity and poise and wished Megnao a good life and sweet dreams of weltanschlongs flying towards his face.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

weaves

1. Departs. 2. Flat, thin protuberances growing from twigs and branches.

1. The twain weaves at 2:12. 2.Wilbur was waking weaves wewentwesswe.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003