catshit

Catshit! My draft number is 14...I'm either getting a Rhodes scholarship or wearing a dress to my induction physical in Little Rock.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
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purtneer

Almost, nearly or in the vicinity of.
Bubba purtneer lost his manhood practicing quickdraw with his Kimber Custom TLE .45 ACP.
by harry flashman July 22, 2003
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futz

by Harry Flashman July 03, 2003
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jactitation

Herman experienced a jactitation in his loins and while in the strictest medical sense of the word this should have been an involuntary response like a tic, it had been manually induced.
by harry flashman August 21, 2003
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soup sandwich

A baseline reference of how screwed up someone or something is.
Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
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naka yubi

Japanese phrase loosely translated as "middle finger", a crude attempt at verbalizing the American hand sign for "fuck you".
Bakka gaijin...naka yubi!
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
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krap

Joshiro knew from the greenish-yellow discharge from his chimpo that he had the krap again.
by harry flashman July 27, 2003
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