316 definitions by Harry Flashman

monominded

Singleminded; focused on one thing so intensely as to negate the instinct for self preservation.

Carlotta was so monominded about her apppearance that while grooming herself in the rearview mirror on the commute to work she compressed her Geo Metro to 3 feet in length on a stopped semi-trailer.

by Harry Flashman October 30, 2003

flag

To single out for attention and scrutiny.

Flag his personnel file, Mr Hoover, I think his cousin was a Bolshevik.

by Harry Flashman July 11, 2003

Mondo

A time-share condo.

Prunella went to Miami and stayed in her cousin's mondo.

by Harry Flashman September 18, 2003

fuck that

A response to a loaded question that seeks to elicit an affirmative reply.

Q. Hey, Rodney, I'm having a couple of close friends over tomorrow for beer and pizza...and to castrate some bull calves...can I count on you to come? A. Fuck that.

by Harry Flashman July 4, 2003

SORTS

A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.

I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.

by Harry Flashman July 11, 2003

EPD's

Expected Progeny Differences, data collected on cattle (dames and bulls) used in breeding programs to predict characteristics in offspring.

Lookit!, Leroy...check out the EPD's on that sweetheart wearing the crimson Carharrt's.

by Harry Flashman July 30, 2003

hacker

A pet or friend who coughs up hairballs.

Fluffy was a longhaired Persian who was also a hacker; the relationship was illfated.

by Harry Flashman August 3, 2003