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Noun: A slap someone endures across the face with a thinly sliced piece of meat; usually done with lunch meat or a patty of a fast food burger.
"Since Mike wouldn't shut up at the McDonald's drive-thru, I opened up his greasy McDouble and gave him a spanky."
by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009
Get the Spanky mug.Noun: A question( proposing someone to send nude pictures) that is usually asked to seem "un-serious" or "sarcastic" to see if the person will in fact send nude pictures.
If answered with a yes, the proposer will then ask to see them.
If answered with a no, the proposer will then act as if they weren't being literal and quickly change the subject to avoid embarrassment.
If answered with a yes, the proposer will then ask to see them.
If answered with a no, the proposer will then act as if they weren't being literal and quickly change the subject to avoid embarrassment.
Text message conversation:
Guy: "Sup girl?"
Girl: "Not much, just uploading some pictures."
Guy: "n00dz? ;"
Girl: "What am I, 14? I don't do that."
Guy: "Haha I know, I was kidding... anyway, how are you?"
Guy: "Sup girl?"
Girl: "Not much, just uploading some pictures."
Guy: "n00dz? ;"
Girl: "What am I, 14? I don't do that."
Guy: "Haha I know, I was kidding... anyway, how are you?"
by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009
Get the n00dz? mug.stands for "Makes Every Girl Aroused"; nickname of a contestant on the first season of Tool Academy on VH1
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
Get the MEGA mug.Noun: A person who is literally addicted to either submitting new definitions or surfing through other's slang on www.urbandictionary.com
"Hansonpaulsey is definitely an urbandictionaddict. Too bad there's no urbandictionaddicts anonymous."
by hansonpaulsey November 9, 2009
Get the urbandictionaddict mug.Noun: A date you have with someone over the internet or over xbox live;
usually a designated time to get online to talk to this specific person
usually a designated time to get online to talk to this specific person
"I have a hot d8 tonight!"
"Oh yeah? Where at?"
"Me and HotChick69 are meeting in a private chat-room at 8:30."
"Nice! Maybe you'll get some n00dz!"
"Oh yeah? Where at?"
"Me and HotChick69 are meeting in a private chat-room at 8:30."
"Nice! Maybe you'll get some n00dz!"
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
Get the d8 mug.Noun: The act of repeatedly dunking a person's head into a toilet while/after they vomit; usually done to someone who is puking as a result to consuming too much alcohol.
"While Mike began puking into the toilet after being unaware of his alcohol consumption limits, Chris began giving him a devil's swirly."
by hansonpaulsey November 9, 2009
Get the Devil's Swirly mug.To let out a flatulent or "rip ass" into someone's mouth while they are asleep or unaware;
also known as a "Snappy Cassy" when a girl quiffs into someone's mouth.
also known as a "Snappy Cassy" when a girl quiffs into someone's mouth.
by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009
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