Noun: An extremely loose-lipped vagina
"My dick was practically lost in her flesh cave."
Noun: The act of repeatedly dunking a person's head into a toilet while/after they vomit; usually done to someone who is puking as a result to consuming too much alcohol.
"While Mike began puking into the toilet after being unaware of his alcohol consumption limits, Chris began giving him a devil's swirly."
Noun: A house party where in order to get in you have to either bring your own booze (BYOB
) or pay the host to drink; usually done by trading off the rights to have a party at the host's house as long as he or she gets profit or free alcohol/substances in the process.
Antonym: Gatsby Party
"Hey dude, you want to hit up this party tonight? It's better than just sitting around here."
"I don't know, is there going to be alcohol?"
"Yeah dude! Well, no... Only if you bring it yourself or you pay someone to drink theirs."
"So you're saying it's a freeload party..."
"Then no, those are fucking lame."
The act of attempting to adjust or move prescription glasses from your face after wearing them for a period of time and then switching to contacts.
"Man, I just cannot get used to these new contacts. I keep trying to move my "glasses" up on my face and then realizing they're not there."
"Sounds like you have a case of the phantom specs."
Noun: The sound Captain Falcon makes on his third consecutive jump in the Nintendo 64 game "Super Smash Bros."
"Captain Falcon Jumps: C^ C^ Vahvahduhvava"
Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.
"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
Noun: Someone's only intention of doing something is to commit a sin.
To talk to a man or woman with the main intention if having sex.
To be friends or nicer than usual to someone with the intention of using them for his or her possessions or hook-ups.
"My only sintention of actually talking to this stupid girl is to have sex with her."