12 definitions by Hairy Palmer

Top Definition
jerkin off
My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
the pornographic film to which countless self produced loads were generated by my friend Andy
I jerked off to sexy nurses 2 last night.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
one who mines the vagina, one who engages in sexual intercourse often
He gets laid all the time...He's a Vaginer Miner!
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip
she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
the discoloration of the bung hole after anal sex
After pumping away in her ass all night, Andrew turned her brown eye blue.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
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