6 definitions by Hablacraja

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An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.
"Oops, dropped my popsicle. Five second rule!"
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)
by Hablacraja July 10, 2004
A number of citizens, whether amounting to a majority or a minority of the whole, who are united and actuated by some common impulse of passion, or of interest, adversed to the rights of other citizens, or to the permanent and aggregate interests of the community.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought James Madison was part of the Antifederalist party.
by Hablacraja November 10, 2003
Shows up after four stars.
Oh shit, I shouldn't have blown up all those Crown Vics. Now the fed is after my ass!
by Hablacraja June 17, 2004
verb: 1) moving rapidly between positions, physical or otherwise.
2) making waffles (breakfast food) or a waffle shape.

noun: the markings on the bottom of a shoe, or on both flat sides of a waffle. The former is derived from the fact that Nike's original sole design was a result of the rubber being accidentally inserted into a waffle maker.
Nick's beat-up 19 year old truck waffled a bit on the edge of the ditch before it fell in and fucking exploded.

Four hundred people were killed in the Great Waffling of the summer of 1927, when an earthquake caused a batter factory in eastern California to spill its contents onto a grid of city streets in a 2-kilometer radius.

The waffling on my timbs left the bitch's ass with a stupid-looking mark for weeks.
by Hablacraja August 21, 2004
A notoriously crappy type of 80's rock band, with several notable exceptions. Distinguishing characteristics are big hairdoes (hence the name), constantly changing drummers, and a band name that is either nonsensical or based on a location.
You know the ones I'm talking about.
by Hablacraja July 13, 2004
A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.
I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.
by Hablacraja December 20, 2003
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