HOWIE's definitions

Pafali

a lesbian with spikey hair who resembles Rumpelstilskin. She is kinda butch and usually works at Pizza Hut

someone who is very butch and a bit chubby

by Howie April 20, 2005

AHEM

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

by howie November 30, 2003

feeding the pony

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

by howie December 1, 2003

woodroffe

a person with this 2nd name has successful parents. the usually like music, more the rock/punk variety. they dont like neds on a whole but a few they fink r ok!

my 2nd name is woodroffe therefore i hav sucessful parents
my 2nd name is woodroffe so i like punk rock music

by howie April 23, 2005

luh

Norwegian for lol, "Ler ut høyt".

<Donny> You suck!
<Bill> LUH!

by Howie August 8, 2004

lig

a cigarette lighter. usuall u ask for a lig, when u have got a mig(cigarette)

gimme a lig.
can i have a lig for my mig.

by howie November 30, 2003

windmilling

clutching ones flacid penis at the base, and waving it in a similar motion to that of a windmill

howard was windmilling bolder at the pub after 8 pints of vodka snakebite, and 8 apple sourz.

by howie December 1, 2003