HOWIE's definitions

fankulometru

if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.

like a huge thermometer made of steel for that extra special sensation

by Howie April 20, 2005

AHEM

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

by howie November 30, 2003

copsi

Cola + Pepsi = Copsi. Usually meant to describe Cola/Pepsi-ripoffs/wannabes.

Mark: Mom, what kind of Soda is this?
Mom: It's RC Cola.
Mark: Is that some kind of Copsi?

by Howie August 5, 2004

DeAcH

When you're a "DeAcH", you're a cheater in Call of Duty.

TlOSgt. Pølse: /set aimheads
YrLSgt. Tiss: DAMNED DeAcH!

by Howie March 16, 2004

woodroffe

a person with this 2nd name has successful parents. the usually like music, more the rock/punk variety. they dont like neds on a whole but a few they fink r ok!

my 2nd name is woodroffe therefore i hav sucessful parents
my 2nd name is woodroffe so i like punk rock music

by howie April 23, 2005

feeding the pony

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

by howie December 1, 2003

feeding the pont

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

by howie December 1, 2003