4 definitions by Gymnophoria
"I'm totally outraged by this article about women not being able to vote that I found on Reddit!"
"Dude that's so laterage, that article's dated 1914"
"Dude that's so laterage, that article's dated 1914"
by Gymnophoria November 21, 2014
Someone who mindlessly follows instructions given by their satellite navigation system, despite road signs, dead ends and all real-world evidence to the contrary.
My Mum's such a satchav, she'd rather listen to that stupid voice telling her to drive down a six foot cow path than read the damn road signs!
by Gymnophoria August 24, 2007
British person who becomes aroused to a sexual frenzy by the prospect of Brexit and leaving the European Union
Gary was a leavophile. He'd spend hours in his dirty raincoat hunched over the Daily Mail, exciting himself with the prospect of "taking back control" and rebuilding the British Empire
by Gymnophoria March 1, 2018
A person suffering from opposite-sex attraction disorder, whose sexual preference is not for the same gender, ie a hetero, moo or breeder
"John is so hot, I'm gonna ask him out on a date!"
"Yes he is, unfortunately he's homosexually impaired. It's so sad, such a waste."
"Yes he is, unfortunately he's homosexually impaired. It's so sad, such a waste."
by Gymnophoria February 4, 2016