Gunkglumb's definitions

asteroid

Any rock floating about in outer space. There is a whole bunch of suck rocks floating about in outer space between the earth and mars, and this is known as the asteroid belt. When a stray asteroid gets heavily influenced by a planet's gravitation field, when it strays to close to the said planet, and eventually ends up crashing into that planet, the asteroid becomes a meteorite. If it does not end up crashing in, but grazes the atmosphere, or burns up in the aire itself, it is known as a meteor.

One of the largest asteroids is named after the gaulish God of the sky, Tautatis.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

oh fuck

An exclamation of immense frustration and awe an overpowering catastrophe that is about to happen.

mate: Iceberg right ahead!
captain smith: oh fuck!

alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh fuck!

stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: Oh fuck!

Obi-wan: here comes Jar Jar again
Qui Gon: oh fuck!

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

popping the cap

slang for cirumcision

some religions make children pop the cap as soon as they are born.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

Compact disk

A compact disk is the long form of a CD. It's that circular thing with a silvery backside that contains all the music/movies/data/shit/porn that you downloaded from the net is usually stored. It is what you call the principle portable data storage method for the late twentieth century. A CD comes in two sizes, the larger CD has a capacity of 700 MB, or 80 minutes of sound, and the smaller ones have a capacity of 185 MB, or 21 minutes of sound. There are three kinds of CDs. PRe-recorded CDs that comes with software / music / data already burnt in. CD-Rs where you get to burn data, and CD-RW where you get to burn as well aas erase data. As of now, portable data storage is changing over to flash drives and DVDs.

Bruning compact disks can be fun. Either way that you take it.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

silicon valley

Pamela anderson's cleavage.

this is actually an old stupid joke

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

high funda

Used with respect to a person or a bunch of people to indicate a greater level of sphestication in them.

a: the hang out at that cofee shop every single day.
b: yeah, their crowd is pretty high funda.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

huh?

The most common expression used after you have just asked a girl out.

a: I love you. I want to go out with you. what do you say?
b: huh?

by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005