Gunkglumb's definitions

cellopause

the temporary halt in the act of love making to answer a cell phone.

I was a bit distracted after the cellopause.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

high funda

Used with respect to a person or a bunch of people to indicate a greater level of sphestication in them.

a: the hang out at that cofee shop every single day.
b: yeah, their crowd is pretty high funda.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

silicon valley

Pamela anderson's cleavage.

this is actually an old stupid joke

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

Compact disk

A compact disk is the long form of a CD. It's that circular thing with a silvery backside that contains all the music/movies/data/shit/porn that you downloaded from the net is usually stored. It is what you call the principle portable data storage method for the late twentieth century. A CD comes in two sizes, the larger CD has a capacity of 700 MB, or 80 minutes of sound, and the smaller ones have a capacity of 185 MB, or 21 minutes of sound. There are three kinds of CDs. PRe-recorded CDs that comes with software / music / data already burnt in. CD-Rs where you get to burn data, and CD-RW where you get to burn as well aas erase data. As of now, portable data storage is changing over to flash drives and DVDs.

Bruning compact disks can be fun. Either way that you take it.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

royal flush

royal flush is the gambling game played by the bad guys in old bollywood movies, and the one where there is ample scope to cheat by having a couple of aces up your sleeve.
The winning hand in this game is also called the royal flush, which is getting three cards of the same type. Getting three aces is the strongest hand in the game.

I gambled everything I had in a game of Royal Flush and lost.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

huh?

The most common expression used after you have just asked a girl out.

a: I love you. I want to go out with you. what do you say?
b: huh?

by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005

copper-T

A product of population control in India, and an item of great mystery to high school kids, and cooper-T is a T shaped strip of copper inserted into the sac of a female, to ensure non-fertilisation. The arms of the T are highly coiled. This has a 97% sucess rate. The copper deactivates the sperm, and the coiled arms are a physical barrier to prevent fertilisation.

Copper T is not in use now. It was never in use, actually.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005