Gunkglumb's definitions

randomness

any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.

The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.

by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005

gmail

Something that yahoo and hotmail are shit scared of. An innovative new freemail server that brings out a lot of new features that are being copied by the oter two major freemail servers hours after they show up. Eg: searching, and advanced filtering. It is still in beta testing and gives you 2 GB space... and counting.

you can never use up your gmail inbox.

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

popping the cap

slang for cirumcision

some religions make children pop the cap as soon as they are born.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

artillary

The vocabulary of a very proficient writer

you wrote this? you have an amazing artillary!

by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

peas

A short form for the band black eyed peas. This way, people do not think you are abusing them in an exteremely childish manner when you say "bep".

if only the peas knew how to write a song...

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

chatri

Chatri means a condom. Used in chemist shops when you don't want to utter the word condoms.

I need a pack of chatris.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005