Gunkglumb's definitions

gmail

Something that yahoo and hotmail are shit scared of. An innovative new freemail server that brings out a lot of new features that are being copied by the oter two major freemail servers hours after they show up. Eg: searching, and advanced filtering. It is still in beta testing and gives you 2 GB space... and counting.

you can never use up your gmail inbox.

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

peas

A short form for the band black eyed peas. This way, people do not think you are abusing them in an exteremely childish manner when you say "bep".

if only the peas knew how to write a song...

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

artillary

The vocabulary of a very proficient writer

you wrote this? you have an amazing artillary!

by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

scrot

v. scratching your private parts in public through your clothes.

from the roots SCratching your cROTch.

He scrots a lot. Disgusting habit of his.

by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

popping the cap

slang for cirumcision

some religions make children pop the cap as soon as they are born.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005

Consumerism

The art of selling the same thing twice to a person. Usually targetted at people who are very stupid window shoppers with a lot of money to spend on duplicates of useless things.

One pack? Just one? that's all the sex you gonna have today you weenie?

by Gunkglumb July 29, 2006