Gunkglumb's definitions

Cock

Short form of a shuttle-cock, used to play badminton.

Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

logo

A graphic that is trademark of an organisation and is used to recognise that organisation.
Logo is short for logotype.

I can't believe there wasn't a definition for logo yet.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

cellopause

the temporary halt in the act of love making to answer a cell phone.

I was a bit distracted after the cellopause.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005

vada pav

Vada pavs are unhygienic, spicy, mostly indgestible, dirty but tasty foodstuff that no true mumbaikar can resist. Vada pavs are made by placing cooked potatoes fried in vada batter (vada) in the middle of bread (pav). This is the number one source of indigestion for college going children. The vada pav is a close relative of the dhabheli.

Biswajit ate five vada pavs for a dare once.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

chatri

Chatri means a condom. Used in chemist shops when you don't want to utter the word condoms.

I need a pack of chatris.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

oh fuck

An exclamation of immense frustration and awe an overpowering catastrophe that is about to happen.

mate: Iceberg right ahead!
captain smith: oh fuck!

alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh fuck!

stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: Oh fuck!

Obi-wan: here comes Jar Jar again
Qui Gon: oh fuck!

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005