Gunkglumb's definitions

Blog

verb.
to blog.
To meaninglessly spend a considerably large amount of time writing about the considerably large amount of other meaninglessly spent time on a web log.

Hey, check out my blog, I blogged about our trip today.

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

Gotey

Slang for balls, nuts, marbels, you know.
Kicking someone here can give a terminal shock.

abbe gotey hey ki nahin?

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

gmail

Something that yahoo and hotmail are shit scared of. An innovative new freemail server that brings out a lot of new features that are being copied by the oter two major freemail servers hours after they show up. Eg: searching, and advanced filtering. It is still in beta testing and gives you 2 GB space... and counting.

you can never use up your gmail inbox.

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

Baloon

A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.

I got a pack of baloons today for the party.

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

vada pav

Vada pavs are unhygienic, spicy, mostly indgestible, dirty but tasty foodstuff that no true mumbaikar can resist. Vada pavs are made by placing cooked potatoes fried in vada batter (vada) in the middle of bread (pav). This is the number one source of indigestion for college going children. The vada pav is a close relative of the dhabheli.

Biswajit ate five vada pavs for a dare once.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

snooker

A derogative slang for people lower down in the corporate heirarchy.

Just blame it on a snooker.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005