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1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer. Maily used by people who fake a cockney accent.

2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released
"Ouh yeas, I'm a real cukny geyser"
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
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(Phrase) Shouted when someone starts marching around like a soldier because they're pissed at soemthing. Annoys the angered party with church music.
a: You shit your pants or you normally walk like...


b: SHUTHEFUCKUP!


c: onward christian soldiers

a: marching as to war!
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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Shorthand for "Pre-nuptial agreement".

-This is a contract signed by both partners of the marriage before it happens, limiting the rights of one partner or both on event of divorce.

Pre-nups are a long way from total acceptance anywhere in the world, but in the next ten years it is quite likely that more of these will find their ways into a mrriage.
No bitch be marryin' me without a pre-nup.
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
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Vengeance 2, the rocket developed by the German military during world war two. Due to the fact it cost the same to luanch 20 V1's as it did one V2, they were muched feared, especially in London which was a primary target for attack. At one point, the entire population of London was considered to be evacuated. For the sake of avoiding panic, Churchill kept what the public knew to a minimum. The V2 was eventually decided to be equipped with more dangerous materials, namely, nuclear. By the time this was possible, allied forces had pushed forward into germany and the remaining luanch sites were out of the maximum range for the V2, deeming it useless.
The V2 was a vain effort by Germany to prolong inevitable defeat by a few months.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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TV Talent show for singers with little or no longevity in their career after being awarded a contract. An easy way to get a record contract while making a bunch of rich peeps a lot fo money.


After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.
If he didn't do american Idol, Simon would be stuck with nothing more than a London pad and his Aston Martin. Because of American Idol, he's got a bunch of other stuff too.
by Gumba Gumba March 27, 2004
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Luxury, in-house-out-house to BMW. Similar to AMG (Mercedes-Benz), Lister (Various), Tickford (Aston Martin), TWR (Jaguar mainly).
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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Like www.tubgirl.com, but with a cat and a guestbook.
If the tubcat guestbook goes back to June last year you may just see where i flooded it under the name KUngFUjeSUs
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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