Gumba Gumba's definitions

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

dear diary

An alternate to note to self

Deary diary, butt licka is still gay

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

snot

Something you can sell on ebay, so long as you claim you took it from John lennon's dying body in 1980.

A: I spent my paycheck on a jar of snot that someone took from John Lennon's dying body 24 years ago!



B: You idiot!

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

irrelevant

99.9% of the results you get from ask jeeves.

I asked jeeves about jaguar maintainance and it gave me seven pages of irrelevant websites about the importance of properly mucking out animals, reasons to buy a big cat, reasosn not to buy endangered, non-domestic or dangerous species, fanboy webpages on 1993 computers, and finally, at the seventh page; a link to jaguar.com, which only told me about formula 1 racing and buying new cars.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

queer

Anything unusual, such as dropping the soap in the prison shower and having an oily and wet penis inserted into your orifice.

Golly! Someone has inserted a slippery phallus into my rectum, what a queer predicament I have found myself in.

by Gumba Gumba January 30, 2007

misery insurance

Betting against your team winning a sporting event to create a win-win situation.

Your team wins: you are happy (WIN)

Other team wins: You win money (WIN)

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

in the crosshairs

(adj.) About to be removed from play. Killed.

Gumx0r: "n00b345 is in the crosshairs."
n00b345 has been killed

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004