(n.) Adolescent Raggae fan. Particularly one who acts in a mannor identifiable with 'black music' as a whole, yet seems to have little knowledge of real bands, but instead prefers chart raggae and hip hop. Basically a wigga, but applicable to any ethnicity.
Ragamuffin to your love and affection
Mr Lover will be your protection
Sticking to you for your contention
Anything for my Julie, ay
(n.) A rather lame British game played by eight year old girls. With one rule change and a bigger playing area this effiminate game of skill and control becomes america's biggest sport, played by tall geeks and black homosexuals.