977 definitions by Gumba Gumba

See muscle car

A bunch of lame, american cars that are grossly over-rated in the US. The only selling features are that they have such terrible fuel inefficientcy that 35 minutes of racing will drain the entire tank- and that's on a good day.

They are revered among idiots who only have the balls to race against idiots in civics in the US. The typical muscle car has such poor suspension that your spine will need surgery if you take it off a flat road for ten minutes. They are noisy, but not a nice, purring noise. More like the noise you get when you fart underwater.

For the most part, they are really ugly. The typical muscle car fan/designer thinks that being big will divert the atention to the featureless junk that is the chassis. The chassis will typically crumple like the French army in any accident, despite the car being heavier than the arguements against buying it. The muscle car is typical of the stereotyped american car, in that it is large, badly designed, poorly put toghether (with glue), drinks the engine dry in minutes ,over-priced, an engine that is so ridiculous it should be destroyed, heavy and being an all-out joke of a machine.

The typical owner will claim it is good, because it can chase off a few ricers. But of course, a car costing half is usually shit outta luck anyway.

But then put any muscle car against british beef, german efficiency, Italian Speed-machines or any other european cars in THE SAME PRICE RANGE and any muscle car will be torn a new asshole.
corvette, mustang etc.
by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004
1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer. Maily used by people who fake a cockney accent.

2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released
"Ouh yeas, I'm a real cukny geyser"
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
A term from 19th Century Britain that uses a simile that is rather defunct. It stem from a time when houses were padlocked down and hidden in underground nuclear bunkers, along with whoever was in there, and burglary was less common than finding the bank of England without security guards... or so many old people would have you believe. Just use sarcasm to shut them the fuck up.
During the war....
by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004
Mild entertainment to pass the time.
I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
A word I made up that now means someone who resembles a rat (big teeth etc.) and who is stupid.
Andrew Bray, you're a ratard... MASTER SPLINTER!!!!!
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
Bland czech beer that really defines cat piss. An example of how americanization and advertising can over-come the fact it is approx. 0.0000000000000001% alcohol.
Damn that shit was sad. Get me some amber nectar!
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
Sportswear brand that controls approx. 70% of the sportswear market. The vast majority of its produce is not designed for any sport. Footwear is very often heavy and contains far too much cushioning and tacky design. Made for the street under the guise of sportswear.
Nike shox are like putting a couple of cats under my feet.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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