Guido1's definitions

monapplely

A situation in which a single company or group owns all or nearly all of the market for a given type of product or service. By definition, a monapplely is characterized by an absence of competition - which often results in high prices and/or inferior products.

Damn, I hate AT&T wireless, and my fricking new iPhone 4 doesn't work worth a shit, I'd like to bust up that monapplely.

by Guido1 July 20, 2010

assfixia

Hemorrhoid operation.

Man, my butt itches all the time, I got to go into the hospital for assfixia.

by Guido1 September 26, 2011

extra money

A term commonly used by someone who is planning to con money out of a friend, parent, or someone so deemed dumb enough to fall for the scam.

Dude, do you have any extra money, I gots to put gas in my car to get to school.

by Guido1 August 23, 2009

cumpuppy

A young boy usually 9 to 14 who's body has just reached the stage of functional reproduction. The ability to reproduce is unknown to that person or anyone else. Accidental pregnancies came occur at this age very easily because of lack of knowledge of potency.

Did you hear about Cody's little brother? I guess the little cumpuppy got a girl pregnant.

by Guido1 March 4, 2008

Helicopter Ben

Helicopter Ben is a coined name for Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke. The origin of this "nickname" stems from statements made by the Chairman in regards to a hypothetical monetary crisis. He basically indicated that if there were a liquidity squeeze, he would direct helicopters to be flown around the country spewing out fistfuls of cash to the populous.

Don't worry about a recession, Helicopter Ben will save us.

by Guido1 March 3, 2008

boyjuice

Clear fluid that forms at the tip of the male organ after a prolonged erection. It can form in adolescents with or without stimulation or as a result of sleep or daydreaming; the purpose of such fluid is to provide lubrication during intercourse. Too much boyjuice can lead to a condition called Blue Balls for which the relief is usually masturbation.

Dude, after making out with Kayla, my boyjuice was running down my leg, for real.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008

pseudo sexual

A person who performs sexual acts or openly indicates sexual behavior contrary to their own sexual orientation (also spelled pseudosexual).

Dude, I know Jason is really gay, so why is he dating Jennifer? Personally, I think he is just a pseudo sexual.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008