119 definitions by Guido1

Clear fluid that forms at the tip of the male organ after a prolonged erection. It can form in adolescents with or without stimulation or as a result of sleep or daydreaming; the purpose of such fluid is to provide lubrication during intercourse. Too much boyjuice can lead to a condition called Blue Balls for which the relief is usually masturbation.
Dude, after making out with Kayla, my boyjuice was running down my leg, for real.
by Guido1 March 02, 2008
The subjective measure of the psychological "impact" of any given event.
Those involved the plotting of the 9/11 attacks were attempting to maximize the shock factor.
by Guido1 March 27, 2008
A shorted word for inline rollerblading, inline skating, rollerblading, or aggressive skating.
Hey dude, I got some time after school, let's go blading, ok?
by Guido1 March 06, 2008
Santa's favorite gift for naughty boys and girls
Man it really sucks, I know this is the third year in a row that Santa is going to leave me a lump of coal!
by Guido1 December 22, 2009
Do unto others before they start looking for you.
The rewrite of the Golden Rule into what is now the AIG Golden Rule, has ruined business dealings for everyone, and bankrupt the country.
by Guido1 March 21, 2009
When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.
I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.
by Guido1 February 21, 2009
The space-time concept is the most difficult to explain or understand in the entirety of human knowledge. We perceive reality in terms of up and down, left and right, even jokes are made like: "He doesn't know up from down." For we view things in relativistic terms, and dualisms. Does up exist by itself? Does left exist by itself? Are they continuum's? Can an event exist as a non-event. Are space and time inseparable dualities? How many dimensions are there--one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, then eleven. Black holes, white holes event horizon, helix, super galactic, sub-atomic, worldlines. string-like, super-strings, quarks, gluon's, tachyons, big-bang, big-bang plus 1 x 10 minus 18th second. An event in terms of x,y, and z with respect to a rotational helix with a velocity equal to c on the worldline so long as it occurs outside the event-horizon and stays within the worldline. That's why they messed up the Philadelphia experiment.
You are playing God when you mess with the space-time continuum.
by Guido1 March 07, 2008

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