by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023

Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023

by Goatman Gamer February 28, 2023

a non-offensive alternative term for the word retard.
Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.
Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.
Man #1: "Joe is such a retard."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."
by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.
After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.
by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023

by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023

a word that you intentionally use in a sentence despite it having no meaning. Then when some asks you what the definition of the word is, you simply reply with a nod, short exclamation, or some other equivocal remark that doesn't actually answer their question.
Similarly to cunky, it is a flexible word with no true definition, so it can mean anything you want it to mean.
Klugleflurm also happens to be the fanonical eigth dwarf in "Snow White And The Seven Dwarves".
Coined by Daniel Avidan in a Family Feud episode of Game Grumps
Similarly to cunky, it is a flexible word with no true definition, so it can mean anything you want it to mean.
Klugleflurm also happens to be the fanonical eigth dwarf in "Snow White And The Seven Dwarves".
Coined by Daniel Avidan in a Family Feud episode of Game Grumps
Man #1: "You see that new show on HBO? It was pretty good, but it had a bit too much klugleflurm for my taste."
Man #2: "What's a klugleflurm?"
Man #1: "Mhm."
Man #2: "What's a klugleflurm?"
Man #1: "Mhm."
by Goatman Gamer March 11, 2023
