Goatman Gamer's definitions

snow snake

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump”

“You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”

by Goatman Gamer February 2, 2023

goopajitoonid

a non-offensive alternative term for the word retard.

Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.

Man #1: "Joe is such a retard."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

shlumperdink

The phenomenon that occurs when one person tries to pass by you in a hallway or some other narrow passage and you both switch sides to get out of each other's way, therefore defeating the point of changing sides, causing you to switch sides again, however, the other person also got the same idea and tried to switch sides again, causing you to both be caught in the same predicament once again.

Coined by Stephan Pastis in Pearls Before Swine

"I was late for my meeting because I got caught up in a shlumperdink."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

Syrup Fucker

A racial slur used to discriminate and/or insult Canadians.

"I hate those dumbass Canadians. Go buy some Tim Hortons and die you stupid syrup fuckers."

by Goatman Gamer March 30, 2023

Colonization

Conquering of someone's anus; portmanteau of colon and colonization.

Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

Corn Flusher

Someone who sneakily tries to flush corn on the cob down the toilet.

Coined by NikkiNacks's father; mentioned in Season 1, Episode 24 of SleepyCast.

"Hey can you go grab that thing off the shelf for me, corn flusher?"

by Goatman Gamer March 31, 2023

Potating

verb

the act of turning into a potato.

Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."

by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023