Goatman Gamer's definitions

goopajitoonid

a non-offensive alternative term for the word retard.

Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.

Man #1: "Joe is such a retard."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

Trimp

A woman who is both weak and shy, but is also flirtatious and slutty; a wimpy tramp

Bertha is always hiding in her room and messaging boys online like a trimp.

by Goatman Gamer February 28, 2023

snow snake

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump”

“You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”

by Goatman Gamer February 2, 2023

Double Cheek Scritch

The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.

After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

Gami Mommy

Pronounced gaa · mee mom · mee

An attractive ghost girl. While mostly used for shinigami in Japanese media specifically, it can be used to describe more than just anime girls. It is a general term for any ghost girl who you conisder waifu material.

Shinigami from Master Detective Archives: Rain Code has some sweet tits. I get super Gami Mommy vibes from her, dude.

by Goatman Gamer July 14, 2023

Syrup Fucker

A racial slur used to discriminate and/or insult Canadians.

"I hate those dumbass Canadians. Go buy some Tim Hortons and die you stupid syrup fuckers."

by Goatman Gamer March 30, 2023

Corn Flusher

Someone who sneakily tries to flush corn on the cob down the toilet.

Coined by NikkiNacks's father; mentioned in Season 1, Episode 24 of SleepyCast.

"Hey can you go grab that thing off the shelf for me, corn flusher?"

by Goatman Gamer March 31, 2023