Goatman Gamer's definitions

Sussy

An Among Us bean's pussy; the Among Us version of "bussy".

I love going on Among Us rule 34 and looking at all the sweet sussy.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

Cryogenesis

The creation of ice out of thin air; the thaumaturgical ability or superpower to manipulate ice and cold by freezing water vapor around you to freeze objects.

Iceman's used his cryogenesis to stop the criminals from escaping.

by Goatman Gamer March 9, 2023

klugleflurm

a word that you intentionally use in a sentence despite it having no meaning. Then when some asks you what the definition of the word is, you simply reply with a nod, short exclamation, or some other equivocal remark that doesn't actually answer their question.

Similarly to cunky, it is a flexible word with no true definition, so it can mean anything you want it to mean.

Klugleflurm also happens to be the fanonical eigth dwarf in "Snow White And The Seven Dwarves".

Coined by Daniel Avidan in a Family Feud episode of Game Grumps

Man #1: "You see that new show on HBO? It was pretty good, but it had a bit too much klugleflurm for my taste."
Man #2: "What's a klugleflurm?"
Man #1: "Mhm."

by Goatman Gamer March 11, 2023

goopajitoonid

a non-offensive alternative term for the word retard.

Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.

Man #1: "Joe is such a retard."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

shlumperdink

The phenomenon that occurs when one person tries to pass by you in a hallway or some other narrow passage and you both switch sides to get out of each other's way, therefore defeating the point of changing sides, causing you to switch sides again, however, the other person also got the same idea and tried to switch sides again, causing you to both be caught in the same predicament once again.

Coined by Stephan Pastis in Pearls Before Swine

"I was late for my meeting because I got caught up in a shlumperdink."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.

After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.

by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023

Syrup Fucker

A racial slur used to discriminate and/or insult Canadians.

"I hate those dumbass Canadians. Go buy some Tim Hortons and die you stupid syrup fuckers."

by Goatman Gamer March 30, 2023