17 definitions by Goatman Gamer

goopajitoonid

a non-offensive alternative term for the word retard.

Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.

Man #1: "Joe is such a retard."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

Swong

Archaic form of swung or swang.

Little Harold swong the bat with all hit might and hit a home run.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.

After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.

by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023