8 definitions by Gibberling

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A series that was too appropriately named; it shined brightly and briefly.
Geek 1: Firefly is amazing. It's got an excellant storyline, interesting characters and good action... too bad it got taken off.

Geek 2: I know.

by gibberling April 29, 2007
A website setup to match people with their "life long soul-mate". eHarmony was set up by evangelical Christian Dr. Neil Clark Warren. Participants are matched with other eHarmony users based on the answers they provide to various personality questions. eHarmony will match you up with other users for free, but to communicate with who you are matched up with you must pay a monthly fee.

Despite the fact that eHarmony is the biggest online dating service available, it is not uncommon not to be matched up with anyone. Many people get the following message:

"eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants to fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.

We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.

Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.

You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here."

Rumor has it that you are MUCH less likely to be matched up with someone if you pick something other than 'Christian' as your relgion. eHarmony does not provide matches for gays.
Happy user: "I found this babe on eHarmony, we've been talking on the phone for months and I think we're going to get married."

Sad user: "Fuck eHarmony. I spent two hours creating my profile and it didn't match me up with anyone. It's a fucking religiously intolerant right wing piece of shit."
by Gibberling February 14, 2006
This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.
Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!

Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.
by gibberling September 28, 2007
The term used by feminisits for "semester". It is used to replace what supposedly means "semen" with "ovaries".
Feminist: How was your ovester?
Guy: Ovester?
Feminist: Semester is sexist.
Guy: What!?
by Gibberling May 03, 2007
The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.

IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot!

IM Dude 2: You are totally qwertylexic.
by Gibberling April 11, 2009
An IM abbreviation that stands for "Grinning, and silently chuckling."

It is used since it is often a more realistic response than the abbreviation lol.
f/19Just2qt: So.. I think all men are pretty much constantly horny

SexyMan24551: gsc
by gibberling April 28, 2007
An abbreviation for Santa Clause.
Mom: "Want to go sit in his lap?"

Daughter: "No... that SC is creepy."
by gibberling April 29, 2007

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