ovester 

The term used by feminisits for "semester". It is used to replace what supposedly means "semen" with "ovaries".

Feminist: How was your ovester?
Guy: Ovester?
Feminist: Semester is sexist.
Guy: What!?

ovester by Gibberling May 17, 2007

ovester 

A contrived word used in place of 'semester' by some ignorant feminists who think 'semester' has something to do with semen. It doesn't. 'Semester' comes from the Latin 'cursus semestris', meaning 'a course of 6 months'. 'Semen' means 'seed' in Latin while 'ovum' means 'egg'.

Interestingly, 'seminar' actually does come from the same root as 'semen', so I guess they could argue about that instead, if they could convince people that eggs are better than seeds as a metaphor for ideas. Alternatively, they could do their research, stop being so paranoid and focus on contributing something useful to society. Such as making me a sandwich.

Feminist: This ovester is gonna be great, we're studying Sylvia Plath.

Rational human being: You mean this semester?

Feminist: DON'T SAY THAT WORD, IT MEANS SEMEN, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEMEN YOU TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY.

Rational human being: If you're insane enough to equate 'semester' with male oppression, surely 'ovester' is just female oppression? Isn't it about equality?

Feminist: Are you coming on to me?

Rational human being: *facepalm*

ovester by JesusMcAwesome February 20, 2011

Oester 

Snotty Bitch who uses a combination of to many head and hand motions.

The speaker was being very oestery today.

Oester by Oesterhater March 12, 2009

Oester Bunny

A fat bitch teacher with bunny ears and a cream pie on her ass, who comes once a year on easter.

That fat ass Oester Bunny only gave me 3 jelly beans.

Oester Bunny by Oester=Bitch May 4, 2009

oesterreich

When a German man whips his dick across a Asin mans face.

He Oesterreiched that bitch

oesterreich by jadjad1998 May 5, 2014

Oesterling 

Oesterlings are a tight knit clan of caring people. They hail from the continent of Europe. Oesterlings are hard working folk that have strong values.

Kid: Dad, I got an A on my test!
Father: Wow, you're working like an Oesterling!

Oesterling by MATTCLARY April 28, 2011

Oesterle 

Oesterle is a German slang word for a guy that doesn’t give you money back.

Kay didn’t gave me my money back! He is such a Oesterle!

Oesterle by MyProtein September 28, 2020