Ghost's definitions

barstow school

A place equivalent to a nazi prison camp or gulag. A place god would send those to bad for hell.

Bob: Hey did u know we got a new Headmaster and principal?

Jim: No, what are their names?

Bob: I think Satan and Stalin.

by ghost January 1, 2005

five of clubs

Five fingers that are going to club you, i.e., a fist.

Bill gave him the five of clubs when he heard he scratched his ride.

by ghost July 31, 2003

glaze

Someone who smokes up a lot and enjoys the taste of ham.

That glaze over there smokes up so much that her eyes never open.

by ghost December 7, 2004

velvet hammer

When a man takes his errect penis, and bounces it off the forehead or mouth of a woman.

He gave her a velvet hammer, right before he blew his load.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

bennigans

1. An Irish-style chain restaurant/pub.
2. The place where half of the 711 crew ends their long day by downing some miller lites and hard liquor.
3. Home of the FPJ(full price jew).

<Radames>Steve, where you at?
<Bardo>I'm getting a Buff Chick San from Bennigan's.

by Ghost February 5, 2005

bumpstick

A camshaft; the part of a typical engine that is timed with the crankshaft to actuate the valves.

Karl has a serious bumpstick in that thing, listen to the lope!

by ghost August 1, 2003

VTC

(Vermont Technical College)

The opposite of fun.

"Oh man, getting your balls waxed is so 'VTC'"

by Ghost March 22, 2004