crackerjack

A moron. An idiot. A clown.

There goes a crackerjack if I ever seen one!

by Ghost July 27, 2003

glaze

Someone who smokes up a lot and enjoys the taste of ham.

That glaze over there smokes up so much that her eyes never open.

by ghost December 08, 2004

velvet hammer

When a man takes his errect penis, and bounces it off the forehead or mouth of a woman.

He gave her a velvet hammer, right before he blew his load.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

maybeline

A hot girl that you give a facial to.

Damn, that bitch is maybeline.

by Ghost August 27, 2004

twag

A fake thug. Cross between a gangsta and a wanksta

"Yo, you twag. You talk da shit u cant walk da shit u twag"

by Ghost June 17, 2006

assizzle

Ass.

Yo nizzle, you totally kizzled his assizzle.

by ghost August 01, 2003

mental midget

A person of extremely low I.Q.. Prone to being clueless in all aspects of life.

That guy is such a mental midget, it's almost criminal that he be allowed to live.

by Ghost July 27, 2003