Geoff's definitions

man up

take a shot

"lets all man up"
*everyone takes a shot*

by Geoff March 29, 2004

cork

Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.

Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.

by Geoff June 17, 2003

Finest Gentlemen

a compound consisting of the two elements Geoff Ibe & Mike Browne. this form of hottness thrives off of passion and love for music which is R&B.

The new song by the Finest Gentlemen was so bangin, I jus wanna get off my booty and dance!

Finest Gentlemen's wifey tracks make me lay on my bed and start to cry like a girl.

by geoff March 6, 2004

gonzagee ball

a little ball that remains in the hair of your rump crack after a grogan

after that dump at the wedding i was left with a pile of gonzagee balls

by geoff December 14, 2003

ass biscuit

1.fart
2. releasing something smelly out your bum

i just let out an ass biscuit

by Geoff May 30, 2004

l33tsp34k

1. Elite speak.
2. Internet slang language involving the replacement of letters with numbers and/or symbols, specifically to discourage and confuse new members of the community (See newbies or n00bs)

1. Do you know how to l33tsp34k?
2. j00 5u}{0Rz @ l33tsp34k (you suck at elite speak)

by Geoff March 15, 2003

druthers

Preference

If I had my druthers, I'd be sailing on the Bay with a beer in my fist right now instead of doing the f*&@%$! month-end stock-taking.

by Geoff September 13, 2003