Geoff's definitions

moby

A guy, usually ugly, who is with a chick that is way too hot for him to even associate with.

After spotting an attractive female and seeing the tool she was with, one would say, "That guy is a freaking moby."

origin: Moby singing with Gwen Stefani

by geoff March 8, 2004

Ground Hog

One who pleasures himself from the use of holes in a feild and/or grassy knoll.

My god! Ground Hog Day already???

by Geoff March 14, 2003

hello, im dead

to say somethin when pretending to be dead but wants attention or someone to notice

Hello!, Im Dead

by geoff March 9, 2003

man up

take a shot

"lets all man up"
*everyone takes a shot*

by Geoff March 29, 2004

ATG

Aren't Tits Great?

Use to compliment an excellent pair of jugs.

<While ogling at a pair>...
"Dude, ATG, man, ATG!"

by Geoff December 15, 2004

Kreme

The killing of more than one ant at a time.

"Dude, stop the kreme. You can't light that many on fire. Tis illegal."

by Geoff March 27, 2003

Flying

Create a magic carpet, then lie upon thy stichings and bless the lord for what you have done to keep it and not spank your own mother for her wrong doings. Thank You.

"Stop flying!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003