Geoff's definitions

Joystick

An absolutely vital part of computer gaming.

Have you brought your joystick? No? Go home and fetch it then!

by Geoff July 30, 2003

webcomic

A comic published on the internet; for example, Penny Arcade or 8-Bit Theater.

I was reading my favorite webcomic when you interrupted me.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

by Geoff December 11, 2002

fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

by Geoff October 15, 2006

spam butterfly

A lady´s hole

Cunt/vagina/axe wound/spaz hole/beef curtains/box/saddle bags/

by Geoff January 25, 2004

fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.

My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.

by Geoff January 19, 2003