Geoff's definitions

whoa please dont.........thanks

to tell someone not to do something

whoa please dont walk thanks

by geoff March 9, 2003

Pirate Surprise

During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.

Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!

by Geoff March 14, 2003

editorializing

An edpidemic sweeping urbandictionary.com in at least half of their definitions. Symptoms include putting your own opinion in definitions of concrete nouns, phrases, etc. and belittling the opinion(s) of any and all dissenters.

See Same-Sex Marriage, Scott Peterson, Macintosh, or any other subject that maybe be under even one circumstance a slight bit of a miniscule fraction controversial.

Um....there's also a bit in this definition.

by Geoff July 16, 2008

Ukie

Ukrainian one of Ukrainian descent. some of the best dancers in the world. make the best food

dude look at that hot Ukie dancer

by geoff October 20, 2003

Joystick

An absolutely vital part of computer gaming.

Have you brought your joystick? No? Go home and fetch it then!

by Geoff July 30, 2003

Slabfest

An annual event held where u start drinking and u don't stop until u have finished a slab

by Geoff June 1, 2003

kommando

1. A gamer with elite skills in the catagories of gameplay exercised.
2. To be elite in a catagory of gaming.

Kommando is so leet in Half-Life mods.
voogru is absolutly kommando at ns_eclipse.

by Geoff August 25, 2003