Geoff's definitions

Flabbergast

the motion your ass cheeks make when you rip a huge one

Bob is flabbergasting he must have let one go.

by Geoff January 20, 2004

kommando

1. A gamer with elite skills in the catagories of gameplay exercised.
2. To be elite in a catagory of gaming.

Kommando is so leet in Half-Life mods.
voogru is absolutly kommando at ns_eclipse.

by Geoff August 25, 2003

tru dat

to agree

tru dat cuz

by geoff March 9, 2003

Lets roll

to go to move (used by me before 9/11)

lets roll

by geoff March 9, 2003

cavitate

the empty, cavernous hole in your chest feeling, when your girlfriend dumps you.
can last two days or two weeks depending on how into her you were.

dude to his friend: ya my GF dumped me, and now two days later she's banging this guy we know, this pain in my chest, I just feel cavitated.

by GEoff June 9, 2014

VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

by Geoff December 11, 2002

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005