Geoff's definitions

kids these days

to disapprove of somethin, when someone does somethin retarted or dumb

god! whats with kids these days?

by geoff March 9, 2003

The Boom Boom

Constant penetration (usually done with one's penis) into any opening of someone's body

Me and her did the boom boom

by Geoff February 22, 2004

what the jesus?

Like saying "What the hell?" or "What the fuck?" with softer language. Used in response to a completely random or inappropriate comment.

>It burns when I pee.
>>What the Jesus?

by geoff April 22, 2005

Pee nee

What the little ones call a penis.

"Mommy tell Alex to put away his pee nee"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

spucy

A mixture of ham and pork, making one of the best damn combinations ever, brains se appeal u name it it has it. So one uses it usually to mean somehting that is incredibly fun sexy or cool ...

"shall we meet up and go watch a film? .... yeah let's be realllly spucky - go all out"
"he's dressed very spuckily"

by Geoff October 24, 2004

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006

cuban

An exclaimation of excitement, usually preceeded by the adjective 'fucking'.

Bill - I've got a dutch here.
Steve - That's fucking cuban.

by Geoff May 13, 2005