WAG 

(abbv: wives and girlfriends)

A selection of overpublicised, vacuous anorexics found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WAG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".

See also: chavette

According to HELLO!, Sheryl Tweedy is next in line to the WAG throne, having raised herself in the glamour stakes by surving entirely on a diet of watercress and having twelve indonesian child workers beaten to death over the production of her wedding dress.

WAG by Social commentator extraodinaire November 11, 2006

WAG 

An abbrieviation, short for Wild Ass Guess.

The origin of this word is likely military, but that is just a WAG.

WAG by Jason January 28, 2005

WAG 

A collective acronym for the Wives and Girlfriends of the England World Cup Squad.

The WAGs went out shopping again today.

WAG by Barcles July 7, 2006

WAG 

Wives And Girlfriends of the England Football Squad.

Tend to be associated with spending a lot of money on shopping (usually not their money but their other halfs').

Example of WAGS

Victoria Beckham (wife of David Beckham)
Cheryl Tweedy (wife of Ashley Cole)
Colleen McLoughlin (girlfriend of Wayne Rooney)
Alex Curran (engaged to Steven Gerrard)

WAG by scrambledegg July 24, 2006

Wag 

An Australian colloquialism meaning to skip or cut class.

'You shouldn't wag school'
'Oh, you reb, wagging class'
'She's never here, what a wagger'

Wag by totsistooamazing July 18, 2009

wag 

A joker or prankster.

He's a wag and can't be taken seriously.

wag by VW December 20, 2003

Wag 

Wag: Wild Ass Guess..

Mr. Peterson: Jimmy It's useless to try to save your grade now just Wag it already.

Jimmy: Limited Monarchy...

Wag by Michael Carrillo January 20, 2009