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nitwit

He's a complete nitwit
by Geoff September 13, 2003
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druthers

If I had my druthers, I'd be sailing on the Bay with a beer in my fist right now instead of doing the f*&@%$! month-end stock-taking.
by Geoff September 13, 2003
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crabalocker

a dude who lurks on forums, leaping out with witty retorts and posts so well timed that any unsuspecting member is instantly owned.
He pulled a crabalocker on Aviate. Now he owns his ass.
by Geoff October 12, 2003
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geoffigi

a way to call a person a girl or fag
dude Zach ur such a geoffigi
by geoff September 7, 2004
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Ridiculosityness

Noun-State of being resulting from an insane road trip with friends. Must have absolutely minimal planning, money-spending and fear of being arrested. Must also include a good amount of prank-playing, mooching and general irresponsibility from all members of the group, as well as videotaping of said events. Often used in conjunction with the phrase, "In accordance with the spirit of the trip." And fuck personal honor. It has no place in the ridiculosityness.
Man, this trip is total RIDICULOSITYNESS! (In accordance with the spirit of the trip)
by Geoff September 22, 2004
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crunkfernackle

A variation of the word crunk. Implies even greater drunkeness.
>Dude, we got so crunk last night.
>>Dude, we got crunk-fernackle last night!
by geoff March 16, 2005
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metallicaeg

Douchebag; turdwanker; buffoon
"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg
by Geoff March 28, 2005
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