G-UNIT's definitions

popurt

the same thing as your wanger

Sunny K has a popurt the size of a twig.
His popurt is very microscopic.

by G-Unit May 5, 2003

Karma

A large invisible, magical and often angry, elephant.
Likes to shit on cars.
Karma is the VENGEFUL elephant, watch out of he'll shit on you.

you know the song=
"karma, karma, karma the vengeful elephant"

by G-UNIT March 13, 2005

Juicer

The Crossing of one's fingers and to insert them into the female's vagina and then twist repeatedly.

Received by Marko's mom repeatedly.

by G-UNIT January 21, 2003

roto reutter

The instigator of all that is good and evil. Can mystify you with witty rhetoric and unconrehensable "Texas slur-slang." Self claimed pimp and overall badass. Gives much respect to the Shiner and nothing and no one else. Will decimate your physical and mental make up if given the chance. Use extreme caution when approaching. But make no mistake, this Champion of chumps will go down in history and on you if the money is right. We love you.

devil oh enlightened one

by g-unit October 21, 2004

hahn

a math method of which is used in the dorkiest manner;
NOTE: The "Hahn Method" will officially cease to exist when "The Phan" sees "Hahn" on a love gameshow such as Blind Date or The 5th Wheel and creates a new "Hahn Method" for getting a woman.

Last night, I used the Hahn on my math worksheet, but the Hahn did not help me AT ALL on the "Ho Test"

by G-UNIT December 16, 2004

I could eat it

A phrase used to size up something; ie when talking about how small some new electronics are, the ability to eat them is descriptive of its small size.

'Check out my new Ipod Mini.'
'Sweet. I could eat it'

by G-Unit May 1, 2004

bethesda trash

These are clumps of rich, pre-pubescent, snobby kids who can be found on Fri. and Saturday nights hanging-out directly outside of the UA movie theater. The 13 and 14 yr. old girls show up scantily-clad in preppy Abercrombie mini's in the middle of winter. The guys skate around and think they're badass.

Meg- "yo, wanna buy some weed from us"
Bethesda trash-" sure, how much?"
Ileana-"20 bucks"
Bethesda trash-"ok, here's the money"
Nat-" haha, that stupid kid just bought oregano wrapped in toilet paper from us"

by G-Unit April 25, 2005