G-UNIT's definitions

Bitch Housed

Being extremely intoxicated.

After all those shots, we were totally Bitch Housed.

by G-Unit April 12, 2004

Shabong

Retard Irish Women

Dman when i was a tthe bar i met Shabong

by G-Unit April 27, 2003

horny cow

one cow wants to do another cow

penis in vagina, feels good

by g-unit May 13, 2005

one-hit wonder

can only tap that ass once. and your actually good at it. and that's the only time.

i slept with this guy twice, but he was a one-hit wonder

by G-Unit September 28, 2003

roto reutter

The instigator of all that is good and evil. Can mystify you with witty rhetoric and unconrehensable "Texas slur-slang." Self claimed pimp and overall badass. Gives much respect to the Shiner and nothing and no one else. Will decimate your physical and mental make up if given the chance. Use extreme caution when approaching. But make no mistake, this Champion of chumps will go down in history and on you if the money is right. We love you.

devil oh enlightened one

by g-unit October 21, 2004

hahn

a math method of which is used in the dorkiest manner;
NOTE: The "Hahn Method" will officially cease to exist when "The Phan" sees "Hahn" on a love gameshow such as Blind Date or The 5th Wheel and creates a new "Hahn Method" for getting a woman.

Last night, I used the Hahn on my math worksheet, but the Hahn did not help me AT ALL on the "Ho Test"

by G-UNIT December 16, 2004

I could eat it

A phrase used to size up something; ie when talking about how small some new electronics are, the ability to eat them is descriptive of its small size.

'Check out my new Ipod Mini.'
'Sweet. I could eat it'

by G-Unit May 1, 2004