G-UNIT's definitions

roto reutter

The instigator of all that is good and evil. Can mystify you with witty rhetoric and unconrehensable "Texas slur-slang." Self claimed pimp and overall badass. Gives much respect to the Shiner and nothing and no one else. Will decimate your physical and mental make up if given the chance. Use extreme caution when approaching. But make no mistake, this Champion of chumps will go down in history and on you if the money is right. We love you.

devil oh enlightened one

by g-unit October 21, 2004

fliblbubl

word to describe the combinations of small hawaii girl and ripped Boston stud

aww, lil bubl.....PEEP

by G-unit May 11, 2004

howard dean

The biggest nutcase/screwball to run for President in recorded history.

WE'RE GOING TO

CALIFORNIA
AND TEXAS
AND NEW YORK
AND SOUTH DAKOTA
AND OREGON
AND WASHINGTON
AND CANADA
AND BRAZIL
AND EUROPE
AND ANTARCTICA
AND THE SAHARA DESERT
AND HELL

AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON D.C. TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE!!! YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHH!


Welcome to the living hell which is Election Year 2004. Enjoy your stay.

by G-Unit January 21, 2004

30 foot law

Be careful when checking girls out from over 30 feet

Dangerous act of calling a 'hot ass bitch' from over 30 feet away because she could be fucking gross as hell

17 yr old guy: Dude check out that ass over there
Friend: man thats my 13 year old brothers girlfriend.
Other Friend: Shit R. Kelly keep it in your pants

by G-Unit December 4, 2003

jimmy legs

term for a spasming of ones legs or other body appendages in bed which occur beyond a person's control.

i had jimmy legs after drinking too much the night before

by G-unit December 15, 2003

hahn

a math method of which is used in the dorkiest manner;
NOTE: The "Hahn Method" will officially cease to exist when "The Phan" sees "Hahn" on a love gameshow such as Blind Date or The 5th Wheel and creates a new "Hahn Method" for getting a woman.

Last night, I used the Hahn on my math worksheet, but the Hahn did not help me AT ALL on the "Ho Test"

by G-UNIT December 16, 2004

heister

a beer or other malt beverage

Let's go to the bar and drink some ice cold heisters

by G-Unit March 11, 2004