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An "Ultra" version of standard. Dazman. Superior, more attractive, more intelligent than "dazman", only one "dazmanultra" is known to exist in the wild.
James Bond lost his job to a dazmanultra.
by Fred October 31, 2003
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you can't spell crap without rap
by Fred November 11, 2003
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chis lane's dick!
christened by izzy n polly!
polly, pizzle is so smooth! do u shave it?
by Fred April 4, 2005
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"W" is an igmo.
by Fred October 17, 2003
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SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred July 23, 2004
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White upper-middle class brats who attempt to imitate the townie way of life (god knows why).

Although they will have been in private education for all their life, they will speak in a bastardised form of English, and will attempt to inform anyone who will listen that they were brought up on the council estates of Hackney.

See also cunt, dickhead, ben
by Fred February 29, 2004
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Term used to describe UK 'trailer trash'. Similar to 'pikey'. They usually have Argos jewellery (gold hoop earrings for girls, sovereign rings for both sexes), baseball caps, fake Burberry and gelled fringes. Males smoke cheap fags by holding them between two fingers and thumb, never just between two fingers like the rest of us. Don't work - too busy appearing on Trisha or being part of the 'rough couple' in Wife Swap.
She's really caahncil.
by Fred November 7, 2003
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