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1.
SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred July 23, 2004
 
2.
slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.
When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.
by JPMcTeague September 01, 2003
 
3.
Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.
- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
by Aubtin March 10, 2008
 
4.
a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Rob is such a slap dick. He pissed all over his roommates key board last night.
by Pot Luck McBeer April 01, 2003
 
5.
Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by wolf15668 October 10, 2013
 
6.
A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.
Heyy Slapdick how about you come over here and drink a beer?
by TheSauce01 December 25, 2013
 
7.
1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus
Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.
by Bud E Love May 07, 2003