10 definitions by Fozzie's Bear

A woman that when she has rides her man can't maintain rhythm or bounce and instead scoots her pussy back and forth like a dog with blocked anal glands
To compensate for Dan having a below average sized penis Nicole had to adjust her style to being a cootscooter when riding on top to avoid slippage
by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021
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When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster
Brendon was so butthurt by a meme on Facebook that he cockblocked the person that made it
by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021
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A vagina that is so scruffy it looks like a shag pile carpet
Dude I was watching some 70s porn and you should have seen the scrunt on the chick I almost wanted to get the hoover out and vacuum it
by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021
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A beta type male who will block people on social media rather than engage in banter/discussion when offended
Brendon was clearly a beta male who was socially deficient, whenever he felt offended or emasculated on Facebook he would block the poster rather than enter into a discussion he was a typical betablocker
by Fozzie's Bear May 10, 2021
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The cheesy warm relish that lines the inside of an uncircumcised male's foreskin
Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue
by Fozzie's Bear May 26, 2019
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When you create a fake profile to deliberately catfish a piece of shit
After being ghosted by Ray after they spent a weekend together Danielle made a fake profile based on all of Ray's favourite things to scatfish him. "Ray is a piece of shit and deserved the scatfishing "
by Fozzie's Bear May 7, 2021
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When a woman is riding her man and grinding back and forth like a dog wiping it's ass on the carpet
Bro I was banging a total 7 last night but when she got on top all that she did was cootscoot, it was like my cock was stuck on a malfunctioning meat slicer
by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021
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