Ferd's definitions

OAP

Old Age Pensioner, Someone regularly seen using a 'zimmer frame' and carrying a colostomy bag. Possibly has an problem with an overactive thyroid gland.

Person 1: My Gran is going down the post office to get her pension
Person 2: Becuase shes an OAP.. Duh!! Fassyhole ._.

by Ferd January 3, 2005

slap

loud music in cars

Man that car got that slap

by Ferd December 11, 2003

grafting

To work hard or to make something out of nothing.

Dave: ''Christ, Jim works hard doesn't he?!''
Shamus: ''Yeah hes a real grafter.''

by Ferd December 30, 2004

battle cruiser

Cockney rhyming slang : Battle Cruiser - Boozer (Pub)

Lets go down the battle cruiser for a pint

by Ferd December 30, 2004

nickels

ugly, not attractive at all, or worthless

Man that girl nickels.

by Ferd December 11, 2003

Zorba the Greek

Cockney rhyming slang : Zorba the Greek - Leak (Urination)

I'm going for a zorba the greek.

by Ferd December 30, 2004

friendly bobbin

when someone tries to be friends with everybody even someone they are beefing with

He want to friendly bob since his boys not around

by Ferd December 11, 2003