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The plural of wood louse, which is the official name for chucky pig. A cute crustacean that curls up into a ball when scared.
"There are woodlice under that log."
"You mean chucky pigs"
by MC Cold Toast Marmite May 15, 2015
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You know what a fucking woodlouse is
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