FSRueful's definitions

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

Parrot

A derogatory term used by people to insult those with noses that are hooked in a way that make those people appear to have a parrot's beak.

Look at that parrot Rubber Andy over there, his nose is sticking out of his helmet!
As you can see in that prehistoric codger's photograph, he was a parrot. That's why he didn't get girls.

by FSRueful July 16, 2020

dick root

The base of a penis; the area where the penis is attached to the lower pelvic region. This term originated in NSFW message boards.

Sometimes a thirst trap only shows his dick root through his boxers.

by FSRueful July 27, 2022

Coronic

The state or characteristic of being infected by COVID-19 (or used as a carrier).

This bottle of air contains your great grandmother's last breath we just collected a few minutes ago; it's still coronic, so I don't suggest you breathe it in.
Poor puppy! She died after being the first in Wuhan to become coronic.

by FSRueful March 22, 2020

Bap

1) An interjection engineers use when pleased, happy, horny, or cocky.
2) The TF2-referenced remix of Cardi and Megan Thee Stallion's WAP.

1) Haha that Engie go "BAP!"
2) Dammit John, did ya really need to spam the subreddit with BAP earrape?

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

HOLA CHICOS

A form of earrape that people record, modify, and put on YouTube that is generally related to high school classes teaching Spanish. When the teacher walks into the room at the start of his/her period, this is often what he/she would say. Over time, the teacher's voice becomes more hoarse through all of the talking he/she must do in class, so students make earrape out of recordings of their teachers saying "Hola, chicos" at the start of every session.

Person A: My gawd, you should have seen that HOLA CHICOS earrape Person B posted on their channel.

Person C: I already did. Poor Señora Dolores, if she sees this she'll cry in the closet and give us all detention afterwards.

by FSRueful July 16, 2020

Nopiest

A superlative adjective to describe insectoid creatures in a negative connotation referring to fear of the creature. It applies most often to over-sized, parasitic, vile, exotic, dangerous, pregnant (visibly swelling with eggs, egg cases, maggots, other larvae, etc.), or creepy (overall) bugs.

"So guess what happened when we were watching television...we were attacked by the nopiest tarantula ever! It spun a very thick we from the ceiling. It had already made a giant web and laid egg cases all over it in the upper corner of the room."
"How big was it?"
"I think it was six inches long in full posture."
"Definitely the nopiest to exist."
"Yeah, and I killed it."
"What happened?"
"I was bitten by it, and my wound turned lime green."
"THE NOPIEST EVER!"

by FSRueful January 12, 2019