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Julidiots

People that forget that it is July (during that month) for no reason.
The thot walked outside in a bikini; her friends looked at her attire while they were wearing parkas, and that was the moment when they knew they were julidiots.
by FSRueful July 15, 2020
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Melisso

Shorthand for melissophile. A person with a lewd attraction towards stinging insects and, often, have a fetish for having their genitals stung or bitten by these insects.
You know he's not just a crackhead beekeeper--he's also a melisso.
That one melisso let out the school bees last year to fulfill herself before she was expelled on the last day of senior year.
by FSRueful April 19, 2021
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Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."
The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.
by FSRueful February 13, 2019
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Parrot

A derogatory term used by people to insult those with noses that are hooked in a way that make those people appear to have a parrot's beak.
Look at that parrot Rubber Andy over there, his nose is sticking out of his helmet!
As you can see in that prehistoric codger's photograph, he was a parrot. That's why he didn't get girls.
by FSRueful July 16, 2020
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Futuristic Dystopia

A noun used in reference to many science fiction (sci-fi) books that involve topics like a perfect world. For example, it may involve the use of euthanasia (for killing) those who do not fit into the societies of the settings there. It may also be about a book with characters following a seemingly corrupted government in which orders people to give them their life partners (spouses), jobs, children, and more. It may talk about slaves that were born solely for work outside of the settings and disposed of after their work is over with in the world. Usually used as a new genre term or a category of fiction books.
"Did you read that book about a futuristic dystopia yet?"
"Yeah, pretty depressing. That boy got his whole genetic line in jeopardy because all of the identical boys were perfect and orderly except for him. He could have been euthanized and killed just because he didn't fit in. Too bad too sad, be actually dies at the end."
"Wait...what?"
"The government's crazy idea of a utopia is terrible in that book."
"Indeed, let's not even dwell on the topic of the already ruined world all that much."
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
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Coronic

The state or characteristic of being infected by COVID-19 (or used as a carrier).
This bottle of air contains your great grandmother's last breath we just collected a few minutes ago; it's still coronic, so I don't suggest you breathe it in.
Poor puppy! She died after being the first in Wuhan to become coronic.
by FSRueful March 22, 2020
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Nopiest

A superlative adjective to describe insectoid creatures in a negative connotation referring to fear of the creature. It applies most often to over-sized, parasitic, vile, exotic, dangerous, pregnant (visibly swelling with eggs, egg cases, maggots, other larvae, etc.), or creepy (overall) bugs.
"So guess what happened when we were watching television...we were attacked by the nopiest tarantula ever! It spun a very thick we from the ceiling. It had already made a giant web and laid egg cases all over it in the upper corner of the room."
"How big was it?"
"I think it was six inches long in full posture."
"Definitely the nopiest to exist."
"Yeah, and I killed it."
"What happened?"
"I was bitten by it, and my wound turned lime green."
"THE NOPIEST EVER!"
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
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