25 definitions by FSRueful

The base of a penis; the area where the penis is attached to the lower pelvic region. This term originated in NSFW message boards.
Sometimes a thirst trap only shows his dick root through his boxers.
by FSRueful July 27, 2022
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Pronoun. The phrase meant to address a man who vends flan, a famous dessert made of various fats and sugars.
I prefer to order from the mochi vending chain restaurant, but this Flanman is cute, so I'll go purchase some of his flan in hopes he becomes rich one day.
by FSRueful February 13, 2019
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A derogatory name for a female originating from Georgia, US; it is used especially if they have excessively large hips or behinds.
Darn!--she be lookin' like a peach today; sneak a peek at her booty.
If you ever run into my peach, be sure to conspicuously check her out; it'll really boost her self-esteem.
by FSRueful April 19, 2021
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A superlative adjective to describe insectoid creatures in a negative connotation referring to fear of the creature. It applies most often to over-sized, parasitic, vile, exotic, dangerous, pregnant (visibly swelling with eggs, egg cases, maggots, other larvae, etc.), or creepy (overall) bugs.
"So guess what happened when we were watching television...we were attacked by the nopiest tarantula ever! It spun a very thick we from the ceiling. It had already made a giant web and laid egg cases all over it in the upper corner of the room."
"How big was it?"
"I think it was six inches long in full posture."
"Definitely the nopiest to exist."
"Yeah, and I killed it."
"What happened?"
"I was bitten by it, and my wound turned lime green."
"THE NOPIEST EVER!"
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
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