jacknjill

A male and female make money selling the condom they had sex with.

Girl#1:Michelle and Joseph had sex last night and they jacknjilled on ebanned.
Girl#2: What's that?
Girl#1:They sold their used condom for $50.00!

by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014

Manifesto boy

When a guy feels rejected by the female race and starts killing females until he is killed himself.

Girl 1:I'm staying away from that Michael. I think he might just be a manifesto boy
Girl2:I know I think he's a woman hater
Girl 1: we'll he calls me up crying how I don't appreciate him and calls me a worthless whore
Girl2: ya he's a weirdo

by FAWKGIRL July 14, 2014

bitch hell

When you are living with a roomate that is a total bitch or married to a total bitch.

Its the same thing everyday your wife is constantley complaining about this or that or on your ass about everything and mad about everything you do or dont doing-"your living in a bitch hell"

by FAWKGIRL December 30, 2013

controllogent

A controlling and arrogant male.

Person #1: says "you are not wearing that sweater when you go out with me, change right now!
Person #2:says back "who do you think you are, I will wear what I want, stop being such a controllogent!"

by FAWKGIRL January 09, 2014

pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014

newstea

a new unknown smell or item or person that is nasty.

A horrific fart out of your friends dogs ass that just hangs. A bad part of town that's dirty and smells worse than sewage. A stinky smell youv never smelled before in your life...very nasty and you go "omg that's newstea! what you get when you mix the word new and nasty together- newstea.

by FAWKGIRL September 30, 2013

Mungspritzer

Tonic water with your Mung.

When you insert a hose vaginally into the dead corpse and fill it with tonic water before inserting your straw into the vagina and have yourself a Mungspritzer instead of plain old Mung.

by FAWKGIRL January 05, 2014