Evil Tim's definitions

birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

Meyort

Melt, as stated with a ridiculously OTT Chinese accent in C&C Generals Zero Hour.

'Meyort! Everything must MEYORT!' -Shi Tao

by Evil Tim June 12, 2004

pukipu

Name you call somebody you luv

Hayato Kanzaki is RatchetBoo's pukipu. She love him long time

by Evil Tim September 18, 2003

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

P Diddy

possessor of fishlips and butcherer of good songs

he should have faded into obscurity like the backstreet boys or bubba sparx

by Evil Tim August 15, 2003

macháte

Spanish for 'get to steppin'' or 'beat it'

Ugly dude- hey baby wanna kiss?
Shawn B.- Uggghhhhh... macháte, por favor

by Evil Tim October 1, 2003

Totally spies

3 rich lil white valley girls who save crime...yawn! And they got rid of G Gundam for this crap?!

And you all thought *I* was the dumb one here...sheesh!

by Evil Tim October 1, 2003