Evil Tim's definitions

Alimony

uh...Shawn sweetie, you forgot one..............

.......pre-nup

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003

paradox

those that know the least know it the loudest

by Evil Tim August 15, 2003

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

Fox

What Shawn B. proclaim J.M to be

S- Oh, J.M is such a fox!
me- yeah yeah...wanna go moon people at the mini-mall?

by Evil Tim September 13, 2003

P Diddy

possessor of fishlips and butcherer of good songs

he should have faded into obscurity like the backstreet boys or bubba sparx

by Evil Tim August 15, 2003

Spadge

Actually, a spadge is a short, chubby dyke

Rosie O'Donnel

by Evil Tim August 4, 2003

Flareon

Fire-type Pokemon that evolves from Eevee when the Fire Stone is used. Despite its puffy, chubby appearance, Flareon is quite capable of massive burnination when raised properly.

FiFi the rogue Flareon returns to lay burnination upon those who dare to antagonize her!

by Evil Tim September 29, 2003