Evil Tim's definitions

Flareon

Fire-type Pokemon that evolves from Eevee when the Fire Stone is used. Despite its puffy, chubby appearance, Flareon is quite capable of massive burnination when raised properly.

FiFi the rogue Flareon returns to lay burnination upon those who dare to antagonize her!

by Evil Tim September 29, 2003

Totally spies

3 rich lil white valley girls who save crime...yawn! And they got rid of G Gundam for this crap?!

And you all thought *I* was the dumb one here...sheesh!

by Evil Tim October 1, 2003

macháte

Spanish for 'get to steppin'' or 'beat it'

Ugly dude- hey baby wanna kiss?
Shawn B.- Uggghhhhh... macháte, por favor

by Evil Tim October 1, 2003

hork

To suck something up your nose so that you can either:
A- have it come out one of your nostrils
B- have it come out of your mouth

Steve-O horked on a worm

by Evil Tim October 12, 2003

Meyort

Melt, as stated with a ridiculously OTT Chinese accent in C&C Generals Zero Hour.

'Meyort! Everything must MEYORT!' -Shi Tao

by Evil Tim June 12, 2004

fightin' words

An insult or insults that are sufficiently offensive to the insulted person that he/she becomes angry enough to start throwing punches.

Person 1: Too bad your mama didn't drown you when you were born, you worthless nigger/kike/camel jockey/bitch/cracker/gook/insert chosen offensive word(s) here!
Person 2: I'm gonna beat your ass! Them's fightin' words!

by Evil Tim June 18, 2004

Goemon

Not to be confused with Gomamon (which is a digimon); he would probably be the one to complain the most if he saw Lupin and Fujiko doing the nasty...

L: Who's your daddy, girl?
F: Oh, you are!
G: Would you two at least wait until I got out of bed to do that?! *gets up* Disgust rises from within me...
F: You just had to do here...'Ah, Fuji-cakes, he won't even notice because he's a heavy sleeper...' yeah right!
L: At least he didn't notice the...you-know....

by Evil Tim July 31, 2003