Evil Tim's definitions

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

paradox

those that know the least know it the loudest

by Evil Tim August 15, 2003

Alimony

uh...Shawn sweetie, you forgot one..............

.......pre-nup

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003

fightin' words

An insult or insults that are sufficiently offensive to the insulted person that he/she becomes angry enough to start throwing punches.

Person 1: Too bad your mama didn't drown you when you were born, you worthless nigger/kike/camel jockey/bitch/cracker/gook/insert chosen offensive word(s) here!
Person 2: I'm gonna beat your ass! Them's fightin' words!

by Evil Tim June 18, 2004

the ugly baby

whaddya you think it is einstien!?

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

Totally spies

3 rich lil white valley girls who save crime...yawn! And they got rid of G Gundam for this crap?!

And you all thought *I* was the dumb one here...sheesh!

by Evil Tim October 1, 2003

Chun Li

The 1st lady of Street Figher. She wants to put the hurtin' on Bison because he killed her dad.

nuff said

by Evil Tim September 20, 2003