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Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".
"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.
by Tumshie April 30, 2010
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In Australia spadge is pussy,straight female NOT dyke.
"I copped a flash of spadge,mate. Crikey it was orright!! Blood Oath!!"
by Bruce March 17, 2004
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British: A loving term for a young son or grandson - used by Dad or Grandad - perhaps originally from Lancashire.
"Howdey little spadge"
by Norman Howard August 16, 2005
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To slap someone in the face with your schlong.

She was pissing me off, so I gave her a good spadging. That shut the bitch up!

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He called me a ponce, so I had to spadge the fucker.
by Tex56789 April 27, 2006
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Cum, spunk, gentleman's gel, valentines porridge.
"I filled the hairy cup with my spadge."
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
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British: A young person, usually used by aunts or uncles
Hello my little spadge!
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Used in the Welsh valleys as an alternative to mate or friend, the shortened form of 'spa' is also acceptable.
'Oh spadge, I'm a fuckin' inbred valleys moron'
by ^Azrael^ July 23, 2004
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